Meet Stormy — the AI employee who actually does the work. Paste your store and Stormy shows you where you're losing money, what to fix this week, and which creators would love your brand. 30 seconds, free.
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GmailStormy has studied the exact moves the best ecommerce teams make every week — when to scale, when to pause, who to email, what to cut. You decide the strategy. Stormy gets it done.
If cost-per-sale doubles in under 5 days on a campaign you've been running for 14+ days, pause it. Don't try to optimize. The audience is fatigued — refresh creative.
Hire someone in-house and you get whatever they happen to know. Stormy was taught by the best — and remembers everything.
Stormy reads your ad accounts, your store, your creators, and your inbox. It drafts the work — and only pulls you in to approve.
Stormy reads your last 12 months of sales, ads, and customer emails — then compares it to how the best brands grew at your stage.
No dashboard. No login. Stormy messages you in Slack or Telegram with what it's noticed and what it would like to do.
Hey — I caught $1,420/mo leaking on your Google Ads. Job-seeker traffic, not buyers. Want me to fix it?
Stormy never spends, posts, or replies without you saying yes. One tap on your phone — done. Every action logged in plain English.
No setup days. No dashboards to learn. Stormy fits into how you already run your business.
Hook up your Shopify, ad accounts, and email. Two minutes. Read-only.
Stormy reads your numbers and compares your store to the brands it's been trained on.
“Here’s what I’d do this week.” You tap yes, change it, or skip.
Every Monday Stormy sends a recap. What worked, what's next. Coffee not yet finished.
Stormy doesn't guess — it's been taught by the playbooks of the largest, fastest-growing brands in ecommerce. Each job runs on its own. Each ends with a one-tap approval.
Stormy has studied how the best brands manage Meta, TikTok, and Google. It watches your ads every hour and tells you what a sharp growth lead would do — in plain English.
→one ranked to-do listStormy knows the trick big brands use — asking customers how they actually heard about you. It blends that with the platforms' data and tells you which channels are really making you money.
# Stormy's weekly read + Meta · "Cold Sleep" $2.40 → $3.10 per $1 − Google · "Brand Search" $0.42 → $0.98 · paused
Trained on the creator programs of brands doing nine-figure influencer revenue. Stormy finds the creators who fit, writes the email, sends from your Gmail, handles the back-and-forth, and updates your spreadsheet.
Stormy reads every reply from creators, agencies, and partners. It drafts your responses in your voice and only pulls you in when something needs a real human call.
Stormy works inside the spreadsheets you already use — creator trackers, ad reports, weekly numbers. It updates rows, tags follow-ups, and writes notes in the cells. No new tool to learn.
Every Monday at 8am: what it did, what worked, what's next. One short brief in Slack or Telegram. Tap one button. Coffee not yet finished.
“Last week: caught $1,420 leaking, 4 creators wrote back, paused 2 bad campaigns. Sound good?”Each channel runs as its own job with its own workbook, metrics, and approval queue. Hire one — or all four. They share context.
Source, brief, ship samples, reply, track posts, recommend boosts.
Ad waste finder across Meta, TikTok, Google. Pause-and-scale weekly.
Recruit, onboard, and pay. Track which codes drive new customers vs. cannibalize organic.
Cross-retailer visibility, listing & AI-search optimization, budget movement.
Connect Meta, TikTok, Google, and Shopify. Stormy ships a workbook of wasted spend and growth opportunities by 8am tomorrow — no obligation.
No credit card · Read-only on day one · You approve every change